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Snooki Gives Birth to Healthy 5 Year MTV Contract Extention.

August 27, 2012

Congratulations to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the birth of her first child, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle!

Yep, that thing’s a mom now.

I don’t really know much about Jersey Shore since I’ve never seen a single episode but I do know that everybody there has a stupid nickname for some reason. Now I read on wikipedia that, traditionally, the “Guido” or “Guidette” will choose their nickname after contracting their first STD so here’s some suggestions of possible nicknames for little Lorenzo when that day finally comes 12 years from now.



The Incident


Lorenzo Lamas


Snooki Jr.


MTV Presents Lorenzo


Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Tanning Bed

Li’l Snook Snook



Loud in Crowded Public Areas

L.L. Bean

Negative Stereotype

Hope he uses one of my suggestions!

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