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Snooki Gives Birth to Healthy 5 Year MTV Contract Extention.

August 27, 2012

Congratulations to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the birth of her first child, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle!



Yep, that thing’s a mom now.





I don’t really know much about Jersey Shore since I’ve never seen a single episode but I do know that everybody there has a stupid nickname for some reason. Now I read on wikipedia that, traditionally, the “Guido” or “Guidette” will choose their nickname after contracting their first STD so here’s some suggestions of possible nicknames for little Lorenzo when that day finally comes 12 years from now.




Benzo

Lorenzcrafters

The Incident

Lollipop

Lorenzo Lamas

PussPound

Snooki Jr.

Spinoff

MTV Presents Lorenzo

Manscape

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Tanning Bed

Li’l Snook Snook

Doesn’t-say-it-out-loud-because-he-knows-it-isn’t-socially-acceptable-but-totally-hates-black-people

Bodyshots

Loud in Crowded Public Areas

L.L. Bean

Negative Stereotype




Hope he uses one of my suggestions!

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