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Does Anybody Even Like This Stupid Lying Bitch?

December 1, 2011

So the other day Michele Bachmann said if she were president, we wouldn’t have an American embassy in Iran. The US hasn’t had an embassy in Iran since 1980 but no big surprise there. Between John Wayne, Elvis, the Founding Fathers, first shots fired etc. etc. I think most of the American people have just become used to Bachmann’s constant stream of misinformed bullshit word salad. It’s like every time she has to go in front of a camera or crowd she has an aide punch her in the side of her head as hard as they can. She sounds punch drunk.

To make things even better, she’s now flat out denying that her statement was false. The balls on this woman!

From a statement from her campaign, “Congresswoman Bachmann is a member of the House Select Committee on Intelligence and is fully aware that we do not have an embassy in Iran and have not had one since 1980,” said the statement. “She was agreeing with the actions taken by the British to secure their embassy personnel and was speaking in the hypothetical, that if she was President of the United States and if we had an embassy in Iran, she would have taken the same actions as the British.”

Oh, so that’s what she meant. I guess it’s everybody else’s fault for not reading her goddamned mind.

Whatever. It’s not the first time she’s been a dumb asshole and it won’t be the last. This recent story just made me think… does anybody like her?

I know that most of the people reading this tend to be liberal but is there anybody out there who would honestly vote for Michele Bachmann? I know a few republicans and libertarians and tea partiers but I’ve never had a conversation with anybody who actually likes her.

It’s gotta be tough for the Bachmann supporter (if they exist). Constantly defending her misstatents, gaffes, hiding in bushes to spy on gay rallies, her crazy eyes.

She got crazy eyes. This isn't even a "gotcha" shot. This is like her congressional class photo.

I don’t even want somebody to try to convince me to like her, I just want to find somebody that admits they like her.

Are you out there?

6 Comments leave one →
  1. December 1, 2011 1:02 pm

    I like her. She’s so funny. So stupidly funny. I can’t listen to her and not laugh. I want to ask her questions and hear the answers she makes up. She makes ME look normal. I would like to keep her as a pet.

  2. Nick permalink
    December 1, 2011 4:35 pm

    Heh. And I’m stuck in her district and for some reason people keep voting for the asshat

  3. Heather J permalink
    December 2, 2011 12:29 pm

    I know someone who likes her, at least he was really supporting her for a while. I used to argue with this person about how dumb she is. I’ll have to ask if his head is still shoved up her ass.


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